We at Whovian On A Budget absolutely adore the Christmas Season. We’d even rank it as high as second on the list, right behind Hallowe’en.

In the spirit of giving, it is our pleasure to bring you the Whovian versions of classic and modern Christmas songs that their composers surely meant to write instead. (Yes?)

O Little TARDIS of Gallifrey, may forever you take flight…. – Erin Gaffney

We wish you extermination, we wish you extermination, we wish you extermination – would you like some tea? – Erin Gaffney

Silence night, holy … oh sorry, what were we singing? – Victor Wong

Hark, the weeping Angels sing
Human harvest let us bring
Send them back in time and feast
Well-lived lives they’ll have at least

Joyful us — so many there
We’re among them, they won’t care
They don’t know what they won’t see
Caroling Angels, we’ll roam free

Park and square and skating rink
Slay each human once they blink.

– Victor Wong

All the TARDIS lights are shining
So brightly everywhere
And the sound of it groaning
And spinning fills the air

And everyone is sleeping
I hear the EERrwWwoooooSHHHhEERrwWwoooooSHHHhEERrwWwoooooSHHHh wheezing
Santa won’t you bring me
The Doctor I really need
Won’t you please bring my Doctor to me quickly

– @whovian_vie