ICYMI on the Facebook page, our newest and equally zany contributions come to us from Scooter Milne, who figured out how to rig the TARDIS chameleon circuit and turn it into a fully-functioning motor scooter. Sadly, the original TARDIS Scooter faced the raven a few months ago, but her regeneration is underway, and we’re sure that both she and her rider – who is very much alive – will be having all sorts of adventures on the open road in the not-too-distant future.

On the Twelfth Day of Who-mas, BBC sent to me:
Twelve rebel Time Lords
Eleven bright red fezzes
Ten pairs of Converse
Nine leather jackets
Eight velvet frock coats
Seven black umbrellas
Six kitty badges
…Fiiiiive cel’ry stiiiiicks…
Four lengthy scarves
Three opera capes
Two recorders
And the TARDIS, a Mark Two, Type Forty

– Scooter Milne

Oh, the Sycorax leader’s frightful
And it makes a Time Lord spiteful
So as Harriet Jones should know
That ain’t snow, that ain’t snow, that ain’t snow!

If Impossible Girls go dropping
When there’s toothy snowmen hopping
And the Doctor fights an old foe
That ain’t snow, that ain’t snow, that ain’t snow!

Now if you hear on Christmas night
That there’s aliens out in a swarm
You should probably just sit tight
Any welcome from them won’t be warm!

So if you think you see snowflakes flying
And the TARDIS you’ve been spying
There’s something that you should know
That ain’t snow, that ain’t snow, that ain’t snow!

– Scooter Milne